Wish I’d seen this years ago!
Lord, before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s w***y is thick and long,
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask “how big is my behind?”
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the w****r you sent me instead!
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.