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December 6, 2004 at 4:13 pm #9212XV16Participant
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London And one
of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool. My
mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and is currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving anon-parole life sentence
in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the
other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is
still a part time ‘working girl’ in a brothel. However her time there is
limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry
as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of
opening our own brothel, with m y fiancé utilising her knowledge of the
industry working as a manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least
get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?
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“The normally careful and competent actions of a reasonable individual should be considered legal.”December 8, 2004 at 12:59 pm #21104ScouserParticipant
Ay, Ay calm down now.
I can’t think of anything to say about sheffieldilians or do you STEEL things too?
PS. “Do yer wanna by a sterio!” (Read in scouse accent)
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