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    XV16
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    Dear Deirdre,

    I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London And one
    of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool. My
    mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana and is currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving anon-parole life sentence
    in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the
    other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his
    three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is
    still a part time ‘working girl’ in a brothel. However her time there is
    limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry
    as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of
    opening our own brothel, with m y fiancé utilising her knowledge of the
    industry working as a manager.

    I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
    Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least
    get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
    the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?

    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Best Regards
    Stuart XV16



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    “The normally careful and competent actions of a reasonable individual should be considered legal.”

    #21104
    Scouser
    Participant

    Ay, Ay calm down now.

    I can’t think of anything to say about sheffieldilians or do you STEEL things too?

    PS. “Do yer wanna by a sterio!” (Read in scouse accent)

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