Creation of Man

Home Forums Jokes and games Creation of Man

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)
  • Author
  • #9058

    In the beginning God creates Eve. She has 3 breasts. After a week in the garden, God pays a visit to Eve and asks her, “How’s everything going?”
    “It’s all so beautiful, God.” she replies. “The sunrise and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I do have one problem. It’s these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes and such, they’re a real pain.”

    “Thats a fair point,” replies God, “but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six and just assumed you’d need half, but now I see you’re right. I’ll fix it right away”. So God reaches over and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

    3 weeks pass, and God returns to pay a visit to Eve in the garden. “Now then Eve, how’s my favourite creation?” He asks.

    “Just fantastic!” she replies, “But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone.”

    God thinks for a moment. “You know Eve, you’re right. How could I have overlooked this? You need a mate and I will immediately create Man from part of you! Now lets see…..where did I put that useless tit?”

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.