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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

    “Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
    You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
    THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
    going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!
    Careful … CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
    when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
    Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you
    always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

    The wife stared at him. “What the hell is wrong with you?
    You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

    The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving and you are in the car with me.”

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    Stuart XV16

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    Ouch!! Now its my turn to wince!! Rarely go in cars so it doesnt really apply to me. Cant cook either, apparantly, so definitely doesnt apply to me!!! ;-)

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

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