A woman was helping her computer iliterate husband to set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, told him he would need to choose and enter a password, something he would use to log on.
The husband was in a rather humourous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wifes attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in “PENIS”.
His wife fell off her chair when the computer replied:
PASSWORD REJECTED – NOT LONG ENOUGH
The roads are my race track!!