A couple use the word “washing” instead of sex, so as not to let the nipper catch on to whats going on….
So one night he says to her….”Fancy doing some washing tonight love?” She replies, “Not tonight, I’m too tired.” “Ok” he says, “no problem.” Later that night she is feeling guilty in bed and turns to him and says, “Washing?” To which he replies, “Its ok love, was only a small load so I did it by hand.”
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.