Chicken and Donkey

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    On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, they loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the donkey ‘hee hawed’ for the chicken to go get the farmer for help. Off ran the chicken back to the farm to get help. Arriving at the farm, he searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmers new Z-4 seried BMW.
    Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friends life.
    Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
    After tying the othr end to the rear bumper of the car, the chicken drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey.
    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
    The friendship between the two animals was cemented, best buddies, best pals.
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life.
    The donkey thought moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his ‘thing’ and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    And the moral of this story?

    When you’re hung like a donkey, you don’t need a BMW to pick up the chicks!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.

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