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    Marsha67
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    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
    down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem,
    Officer?”
    “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
    pleased to award you a £5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
    What do you think you’re going to do with the money?”
    He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that
    drivers’ license.”
    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
    “Oh, don’t pay attention to him – he’s a smartass when he’s drunk
    and stoned.”
    The guy from the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get
    far in a stolen car!”
    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
    voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”

    #20989
    Gix
    Participant

    LOL! Like it!
    [:D]

    The roads are my race track!!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU, BUT TRUSTING THEM NOT TO DO IT.



    GO ON! DONATE! YOU KNOW YA WANNA!


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