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    Man goes into a Builders Merchant and orders 15000 bricks.
    The owner of the place, impressed by such a large order, decides to engage the man in conversation in the hope of future orders.
    “Thats a lot of bricks.” he says to the customer.
    “Yep.” says the man.
    “What you building?” he asks.
    “A barbeque.”
    “A barbeque?” asks the owner, “You don’t need 15000 bricks for a barbeque!”
    “You do when you live on the 19th floor!”

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