Builders Merchant

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Man goes into a Builders Merchant and orders 15000 bricks.
The owner of the place, impressed by such a large order, decides to engage the man in conversation in the hope of future orders.
“Thats a lot of bricks.” he says to the customer.
“Yep.” says the man.
“What you building?” he asks.
“A barbeque.”
“A barbeque?” asks the owner, “You don’t need 15000 bricks for a barbeque!”
“You do when you live on the 19th floor!”

Yeah….., I know it’s an oldun!

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