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Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note …”
Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s
still on
my desk… sorry….
Helpdesk: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the
screen. Customer: Your left or my left?
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me!
I’m not Bill Gates damn it!
Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print.
Every time I try it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted
the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer
still says he can’t find it…
Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.
Helpdesk: What’s on your monitor now ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK Helpdesk:!
Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work!
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple , a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
customer couldn’t get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That’s not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend! has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get
the circle around it?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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