Bad joke competition

[imperialdata]

Let’s have one. Post your best worst joke!!

Here’s a few of mine (thanks kids):

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn’t put it down.

Q: What’s the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It’s good for hot dogs.)

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.

Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have you let me down, you’ve let yourself down, and you’ve let the whole school down!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted….

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

[Gix]

2 blondes walk into a building….you would have thought one of them would have seen it!

[katana]

What’s brown and sticky?

………. a stick

[Scouser]

A buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says….

“Can you make me one with everything”

[Born2BMild]

What is grey and crunchy to eat?

Mice crispies

[imperialdata]

Q. What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A. Roberto!

Q. What do you call a Frenchman in sandles?
A. Philippe filop

Q. What should you do if you are attacked by a gang of clowns?
A. Go for the juggler

Q. What is ET short for
A. Because he’s only got small legs

Glad I got rid of them, I was in pain…..

[max]

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Originally posted by imperialdata

Let’s have one. Post your best worst joke!!

Here’s a few of mine (thanks kids):

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn’t put it down.

Q: What’s the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It’s good for hot dogs.)

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.

Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have you let me down, you’ve let yourself down, and you’ve let the whole school down!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted….

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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the last 2 are funny[:o)][]

[max]

saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, Six should be enough.’

[max]

sorry thats a good joke lol

[prezzo]

Jewis perv asks little kid,
are you realy going to eat all them sweets

[HippoDrones]

Three pieces of string went into a pub,

The first one goes up to the bar and asks, Can I have a pint of bitter, please? The barman looks at him and says, You’re a piece of string, aren’t you? The string is bemused and says yes. Well get out of here, we don’t serve your type, orders the barman.

Then the second piece of string has a go and meets the same fate. The third one though is very old and very wise. He hobbles up to the bar and requests a pint. You’re a piece of string, aren’t you? accuses the publican. No I’m a-frayed-knot, denies the ancient rope.

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