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- January 8, 2005 at 1:55 am #9330GSX RatParticipant
Anticipating this to be a hot topic, thus naming it january – it could turn out to be a pile of sh!te, in which case expect the subject to change soon….
At work today, in a thoughtful mood – explained part of a machine to someone who stated “well, you learn something new every day!” – so, in the spirit of this, i aim to do exactly that , learn something new every day between now and the end of the year, maybe just trivial facts or whatever but still – something new. So, what have you learned today?
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
January 8, 2005 at 10:19 am #21483katanaParticipantBananas are a spice not a fruit
Donut – I mean DONATE!
January 8, 2005 at 11:10 am #21484imperialdataKeymasterTomatoes are a fruit
Not learnt today, but relevant I think! Didn’t know about the bananas though, so I’m already cleverererer than yesterday
January 8, 2005 at 2:45 pm #21485GSX RatParticipantwell today was a great day, i have learnt that you can make cheap vodka palatable – going to buy a filter and the cheapest nastiest vodka i can find and try it!
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I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
January 8, 2005 at 3:51 pm #21486Urban TerroristParticipantI learnt that there are far too many sickos in the world of motorbikes that love marmite!!!!!
Should all be shot
More than 2-strokes is masturbation!!
January 8, 2005 at 5:51 pm #21487imperialdataKeymasterLearned that Knoppix STD is very cool.
@Urban T. – Marmite is matt black and understated, the ‘rat yeast extract’ of the toast topping world.
January 8, 2005 at 6:20 pm #21488Wild01ParticipantWell actually the banana plant is a type of large herb and the banana plants fruit should be referred to as a berry!!![:p][]
Wilba Wild 01
January 8, 2005 at 7:48 pm #21489toggsyParticipantOne of the many many things that all Marmite lovers should be aware of is that,
“Although, Marmite is undoubtedly nice, it does not mean that one should assume automatically that All nice things are Marmite”.
Nor for that matter does it mean that if one should eat Marmite then another (who does not find the taste to their liking) of the opposing gender would contemplate letting one kiss one for at least 3 days 4hrs and 37 minutes after the event.January 9, 2005 at 7:53 pm #21490RadarModeratorToday I learn’t the tracking is out on my Peugeot. Crap I know, but that’s the best I can come up with.
Donate – it makes you feel good!January 9, 2005 at 8:16 pm #21491Wild01ParticipantTry Vegemite, it’s far better than Marmite. It puts a rose in every cheek!!!
Wilba Wild 01
January 9, 2005 at 9:17 pm #21492GSX RatParticipanthmm, today i learnt to read tv listings a little better – guess who missed scrappy races……….
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I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
January 10, 2005 at 8:42 pm #21493GixParticipantI’ve learnt that 4 year olds can be very creative with writing implements…….
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
GO ON! DONATE! YOU KNOW YA WANNA!
January 11, 2005 at 2:14 pm #21494GSX RatParticipantwoohoo!!
today i learnt that the new type copy protection doesnt!!!
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
January 13, 2005 at 10:23 pm #21495GSX RatParticipantAn old at power supply and some spoons found in a skip, plus a glass jar and a bit of water mean i now have a silver plated metal keyring!
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
January 14, 2005 at 3:33 pm #21496GixParticipanti learnt today what real pain was.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
GO ON! DONATE! YOU KNOW YA WANNA!
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