Why did the chicken cross the road?

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March 7, 2003 at 2:48 pm #8145

imperialdata
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Please offer your best suggestions…..

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

March 7, 2003 at 3:09 pm #16205

Anonymous
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How about:

MARTIN LUTHER KING: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.

MY GRANDAD: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Biking is relative

March 7, 2003 at 3:41 pm #16206

Anonymous
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CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

March 7, 2003 at 4:08 pm #16207

Anonymous
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KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

GEORGE BUSH: What’s a chicken?

March 11, 2003 at 2:21 pm #16208

fastboy
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ME: Because UK road tax forced him into selling his car and bike.

March 11, 2003 at 2:32 pm #16209

wheelie
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@fastboy – Fair f’kin comment

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What’s all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.

If we’re talkin bout rubber chickens they cross the road to stretch their legs

March 12, 2003 at 3:50 pm #16210

Anonymous
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Me: Doesn’t matter, just wheelie and get him with the back wheel otherwise feathers may get on your shiny exhaust pipes.[]

March 13, 2003 at 10:19 am #16211

tosh
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COLONEL SANDERS (KENTUCKY FRIED INVENTOR): I missed a f**ker?

March 26, 2003 at 9:28 am #16212

Anonymous
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ME: Because he was going to the bus stop after his friggin Honda Superdream chain had mangled up and caused a rear wheel lock up.

Just a suggestion, it could happen to the more unfortunate chicken bikers out there.

June 3, 2003 at 12:19 am #16213

Radar
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In the week that celebrates 50years since the first climbing of Mount Everest…”Because it was there…”
[xx(]

June 26, 2003 at 1:06 pm #16214

nippy
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Baghdad Bob (Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information)
There is no chicken, there is no road, this is just imperialist dogma. See for yourself, look…….. []

January 23, 2005 at 9:52 am #16215

Sidevalve
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In pursuit of truth, freedom and that really cute hen on the other side.

September 20, 2005 at 10:11 pm #16216

Radar
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Because Gixerchic told him to

Is Imperial Data a Hunk??
I got the slowest lap ever in karting history

September 20, 2005 at 10:20 pm #16217

Gix
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quote:

Originally posted by Radar

Because Gixerchic told him to

Is Imperial Data a Hunk??
I got the slowest lap ever in karting history

ROTFLMAO![:o)][:o)]

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

September 20, 2005 at 11:29 pm #16218

katana
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Because it was stapled to the punk?

Donut – I mean DONATE!
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