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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They
planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent
their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules.So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following
day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so he decided to send an email
to his wife.However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
email address, and without realizing his error, sent
the email.Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a
minister who was called home to glory following a
heart attack. The widow decided to check her email
expecting messages from relatives and friends.After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted.The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send
emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward
to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
uneventful as mine was.P.S. Sure is hot down here!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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