Woman

[Stan_DB]

HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DATA SHEET

Element: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55 Kg, but known to vary from 95Kg to 25Kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder or paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum, diamonds and all other precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sport cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS:
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible (#1, #2, #3, etc…) but specimens must never make eye contact.

Now i got Gixer angry or not? []

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[Gix]

I never get angry! Actually very funny!LOL!

*stomps off with a really hot red temper rising*

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

[Stan_DB]

Tnx Gixer.

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