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1. WHY DOES THE SUN LIGHTEN OUR HAIR, BUT DARKEN OUR SKIN?
2. WHY CAN’T WOMEN PUT ON MASCARA WITH THEIR MOUTH CLOSED?
3. WHY DOESN’T GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE?
4. WHY DON’T YOU EVER SEE THE HEADLINE – “PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY?”
5. WHY IS ABBREVIATED SUCH A LONG WORD?
6. WHY IS A BOXING RING SQUARE?
7. WHY IS IT CONSIDERED NECESSARY TO NAIL DOWN THE LID OF A COFFIN?
8. WHY IS IT THAT DOCTERS CALL WHAT THEY DO PRACTICE?
9. WHY IS IT THAT RAIN DROPS BUT SNOW FALLS?
10. WHY IS IT THAT TO STOP WINDOWS 98, YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON START?
11. WHY IS IT THAT WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING AND LOOKING FOR AN ADDRESS, YOU TURN DOWN THE RADIO?
12. WHY IS LEMON JUICE MADE WITH ARTIFICAL FLAVORING, AND DISHWASHING LIQUID IS MADE WITH REAL LEMONS?
13. WHY IS THE MAN WHO INVESTS ALL YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER?
14. WHY IS THE THIRD HAND ON THE WATCH CALLED A SECOND HAND?
15. WHY IS THE TIME OF DAY WITH THE SLOWEST TRAFFIC CALLED RUSH HOUR?
16. WHY ISN’T THERE A SPECIAL NAME FOR THE TOPS OF YOUR FEET?
17. WHY ISN’T THERE MOUSE-FLAVORED CAT FOOD?
18. CAN FAT PEOPLE GO SKINNY-DIPPING?
19. IF YOU TAKE AN ASIAN PERSON AND SPIN HIM AROUND SEVERAL TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DIS-ORIENTED?
20. WHAT DO PEOPLE IN CHINA CALL THEIR GOOD PLATES?
21. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE LADYBUG?
22. WHEN DOG FOOD IS NEW AND IMPROVED TASTING, WHO’S TESTING IT?
23. WHY DIDN’T NOAH SWAT THOSE 2 MOSQUITOES?
24. WHY DO THEY STERILIZE THE NEEDLE FOR LETHAL INJECTION?
25. WHY DO THEY CALL IT A PAIR OF PANTS, BUT ONLY 1 BRA?
26. YOU KNOW THAT INDESTRUCTABLE BLACK BOX THAT IS USED ON AIRPLANES? WHY DON’T THEY MAKE THE WHOLE PLANE OUT OF THAT STUFF?
27. IF A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTS FIRE AND A CRIME FIGHTER FIGHTS CRIME, THEN WHAT DOES A FREEDOM FIGHTER FIGHT?
28. IF THEY SQUEEZE OLIVES TO GET OLIVE OIL, HOW DO THEY GET BABY OIL?
29. WHY IS IT THAT WHEN YOU TRANSPORT SOMETHING BY CAR IT IS CALLED A SHIPMENT, BUT WHEN YOU TRANSPORT SOMETHING BY SHIP, IT IS CALLED CARGO?
30. WHY DON’T SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS?
31. WHAT WOULD GERANIMO SAY IF HE JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE?
32. WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER?
33. IF CON IS THE OPPOSITE OF PRO, IS CONGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
34. IF FLYING IS SO SAFE, WHY DO THEY CALL THE AIRPORT A TERMINAL?In case anybody reads this far my favourite is 31.
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