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  • #9964
    kitty
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    Stopped for speeding

    • A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

    • Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

    • Biker: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    • Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?

    • Biker: It’s not my bike. I stole it.

    • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

    • Biker: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
    Officer: There’s a gun in the tool bag?

    • Biker: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

    • Officer: There’s drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

    • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

    • Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    • Captain: Who’s motorcycle is this?

    • Biker: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.

    • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

    • Biker: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

    • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there’s drugs in them.

    • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

    • Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

    • Biker: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

    fun lovin and mad

    #26144
    Digger
    Participant

    nice one kitty lol…

    Take it easy out there

    #26145
    speedy claire
    Participant

    [:)][:)] lol

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #26146
    GSF K1
    Participant

    God wouldnt you just love to bugger up a cops day?!?!?!?

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26147
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    [:D][:D][:D]Nice

    #26148
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Good one Kitty. psml

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #26149
    Radar
    Moderator

    Excellent!!



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


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