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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern, took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron, and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” He turned to her and said, “What a coincidence.”
“This is a special day for me I’m celebrating” he says.
“This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!” says the woman. “What a coincidence” says the farmer.They clinked glasses. He asked “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence.” says the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.” “That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks.” he replied.
“What a coincidence,” she says!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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