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    The Beast
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    The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995 between a US Navy ship and the British Authorities, near the coast of England.

    The transcript was released by the M.O.D. on the 10/10/95.

    BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

    U.S.NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

    BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    U.S.NAVY: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

    U.S.NAVY: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP
    IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS
    THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
    COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F**k off.

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    #36940
    Scouser
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    LOL!!!

    Be seen and be Safe!

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