Unwanted gifts for celebs

[Digger]

Binoculars for cyclops
porta potty for carol thatcher
bag of marbles for jesus
map of europe for alex fergoson[]
Can you think of any more…….

Take it easy out there

[Radar]

Black Sabbath album for lovely Cliff Richard!

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Look in the Forest if you want to find trees

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[Digger]

Pair of bracers for Gandi.

Take it easy out there

[sid]

holiday brochures for saddam

life sucks get used to it

[katana]

New Quad bike for Ozzy Osbourne
Return ticket from Portsmouth to Southampton for Harry Rednap
Piggy bank for Chris Eubank
Credit card holder for Coleen

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Donut – I mean DONATE!

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[Born2BMild]

Boxing gloves for my boss (he’s a complete w*nker!)

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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!

[GSX Rat]

Loctite no more nails for jesus

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!

[Digger]

A box of swan vesta for Guy Fawkes[]

Take it easy out there

[Scouser]

Cheese grater for David Blunkett
Xmas Liquors for George Best
Blindfold for Gary Glitter
3 Nails for Jesus so he can be ‘put up for the night’.
Smoke masks for Hemel Hempstead residents
Pork scratchings for the leper colony

Be seen and be Safe!

[Digger]

Pair of hiking boots for Alister Cook
The adult channel for Gary Glitter
Trampoline for Heather McCartney.

Take it easy out there

[Born2BMild]

Motorbike for Jeremy Clarkson

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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!

[Digger]

McDonalds vouchers for Elvis.

Take it easy out there

[Author]

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