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Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following Subjects:
01. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
02. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
03. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
04. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
Game05. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
06. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
07. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First
08. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
09. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or F! at
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
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]Ride Safe
Oh dear! You realise this means war??????[}
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
Now… I happen to work in an office full of women……… I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna spread this one over the email!!!!!!!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
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Originally posted by Stan_DBGuess i gonna need some help here guys. [:p]
Ride Safe
HA! No one will hear you scream………………[}
]LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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