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  • #25688
    Gix
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    I certainly hope you dont eat the mars bar after!!![xx(][:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #25689
    Scouser
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    Coming back from the TT in 97 on the ferry, one of the lads (from Skem) came back from the bogs with a toilet seat around his neck, next thing instant gurning competition…urgghh!

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #25690
    prezzo
    Participant

    I have always had an ambition to be a bog seat designer was thinking of mounting 1 on my bike for the pillion but cant fit the flush into the back farring and where conld you put the handle ??? besides Crowey always leaves the seat up and i might end up with too much drag

    Paul

    Talk is cheap

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    #25691
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    PMSL guys. How can a post with a title like ‘toilet seats’ get so many hits?!!

    #25692
    prezzo
    Participant

    Thats easy ID we all love talking s**te and what a topic !!!!

    Paul

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    #25693
    gixerlicker
    Participant

    Loved the ‘leaving the seat up’ gag!

    #25694
    barmy_carmy
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    They’re all a little unhinged on this site ID. “I’m not Barmy……..its everyone else!”

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #25695
    GSF K1
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    Toilet humour…its something the yanks never understand!!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #25696
    prezzo
    Participant

    The yanks dont understand any of our normal piss take humour all the ones ive met seem just so non streetwise and have a very childish sense of humour

    Paul

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    #25697
    GSF K1
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    Thats why its so easy to take the piss out of them without them knowing!!!!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #25698
    prezzo
    Participant

    you are spot on there GSF. i used to go to the international chat and wind them up my favourite was when i asked where they come from i then asked if that was in wales. they still didnt realise i was piss taking Durrrrrr

    Paul

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    #25699
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Thats whats called having a sense of humour… NOT!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #25700
    prezzo
    Participant

    Job i was on today i was fixing the exhaust fan in the downstairs toilet and cracked the seat by standing on it and later went for a dump and forgot ended up pinching my arse boy did that hurt. so bought a new seat coz the job was a private house. outa respect ( its good to be nice )

    Paul

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