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    Gix
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    Little Johnny watched his Daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

    Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

    “Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane….

    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. “Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”

    Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.



    GO ON! DONATE! YOU KNOW YA WANNA!


    #22375
    Wild01
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    Classic Gixey!!!LMAO!!!

    Wilba Wild 01

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