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- October 2, 2005 at 8:21 pm #10574GSF K1Participant
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-1-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far this will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While HardWork
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it’s
the Bullsh-t and AssK-ssing that will put you over the top.Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!
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