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10. No-one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. “I’d love to chip in… but I left my wallet in my pants.”
3. It’s an inventive way to finally meet that ‘special’ person in Human Resources.
2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.And … drum roll … the Number One reason to go to work naked :
1. Your boss will never say, “I wanna see your arse in here by 8:00!” ever again.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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