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A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mum to come out. While waiting, the little
boy gets bored and just when his Mum comes walking out she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin’s skirt..
“Get your hand out of there!” she shouts. “Don’t you know that women have teeth down there?”
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn’t get bitten!
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he’s 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, “You know, you could go a little further if you want.”
What do you mean?” he asks.
“Well, why don’t you put your hand down there?” she says, pointing to her crotch. “Hell no,” he cries, “you’ve got teeth down there!”
Don’t be ridiculous,” she responds, “there’s no teeth down there.”
“Yes, there are,” he says, “my Mum told me so.” “No, there aren’t,” she insists. “Here, look for yourself.” With that, she pulls down her pants and
gives him a little peek.”
“No, I’m sorry”, he says. “My Mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there.”
“Oh for crying out loud!” she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, “LOOK, I DON’T HAVE ANY TEETH DOWN THERE”
The boy takes a good long look and replies, “Well, with the condition of those gums, I’m not surprised!”LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
Not bad for a plastic fantastic riding female eh?
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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Originally posted by Stan_DBThat’s another story, do you bite?
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Ride SafeEh???? [:0] Silly question…..course I bite!!! Wicked child is me!![:0]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
LOL wrong end!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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