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Modena, Italy:
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement was followed by Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the English Government’s “Work for the Dole” scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari`s expectations were easily exceeded, as during the crew’s first practice session;not only were “da Scousers” able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re sprayed, re badged, and had sold the vehicle to the Maclaren team for four dozen Stella’s and a gram of Charlie.
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Hey – you nicking my jokes now Speedy?????
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
She tells ’em better LOL
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