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Cowboy Ventriloquist….
While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him. Cowboy: “Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him”
Indian: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going “
Dog: “Doin’ good.”
The Indian is shocked…
Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner” pointing at the Indian.
Dog: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you”
Dog: “Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
The Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how are you”
Horse: “Good.”
Cowboy: “Is this your owner” Indicating the Indian again.
Horse: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How’s he treat you”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain”
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep”
Indian: “Sheep is liar”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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