This is so funny!! I hope I make you smile today! wink No Speaka Da English
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly.. “In
this country…. we don’t speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives……… “
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a
justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘ Mississippi’.”
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
Dirty minded Person that you are!!!! He he