Supermarket girl

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Nothiing to do with bikes, but made me chortle:

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap

1 toothbrush

1 tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 apple

1 banana

1 orange

1 peach

1 plum

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 potato

1 muesli bar

1 pie

1 box of cereal

1 frozen dinner

1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says “single huh?

“The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, “How did you guess?

“He says, “’cause you’re ugly”

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