Sunday Sermon

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
*The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
*The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
*The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
*The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
*The first worm in alcohol – dead.
*Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
*Third worm in sperm – dead.
*Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

So, the Minister asked the congregation – “What can you learn from this
demonstration?”

A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said; “As long as
you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU, BUT TRUSTING THEM NOT TO DO IT.

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