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you cant beat a black bag…..
oh, and bin liners are pretty handy too!
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
Ohh…. if you’re gonna have a shed-load when you’re out.. always take a “paper” bag… you can chuck-up in it or use it to cover up the minger you’ve pulled!!!!!!!!!! (We’ve all been there I’m sure!)
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
thought thats why the doggy postion was invented – so ugly women could get a fu$k too…..
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
ever tried Rodeo Sex?
whilst doing it doggy style call her by another name – then time how long you can hold on for!
Donut – I mean DONATE!
her sisters name is a good start, her mothers is for experienced riders only!
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
and her brothers name if your suicidal! LOL! Touch your toes…in it goes. LOL!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
If she’s rather “heavy”… slap the sides and ride the waves!!!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Just remember to tie your foot to something solid so that you dont dissapear forever!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
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