What is the difference between men and condoms?
Condoms have changed, they are no longer thick and insensitive!
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know; it has never happened!
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Man asks God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says, “So you would love her.”
“But God,” the man asks, “why did you make her so dumb?”
God says, “So she would love you!”
The roads are my race track!!