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  • #9787
    Scouser
    Participant

    A day trip to skeggie last year
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    Still didn’t get me knee down!

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #23566
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    Think we have a new caption competition! How about:

    “Police reduce the amount of speeed cameras in Skegness after teaming up with Honda to offer cheap motorcycles”

    I’m sure you can do better!

    #23567
    Gix
    Participant

    “Motorcycle manufacturers design new ’roundabout friendly’ bikes for those riders who find remaining upright whilst negotiating roundabouts difficult…”[:p]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #23568
    Digger
    Participant

    New police speed re-habilitation course. You have been warned!

    Take it easy out there

    #23569
    GSF K1
    Participant

    New goverment statistics show that the average biker has the mental age of 6.

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #23570
    Scouser
    Participant

    ‘GP Testing at Sepang shows promise!’

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #23571
    GSF K1
    Participant

    The latest Yamaha “plastic fantastic R0.002” introduced to the UK public in Skegness.

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #23572
    Gix
    Participant

    “Bandit riders get chance to have some fun”

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #23573
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Hey Gixer… theres a hole in the side of that red one.. must have dropped a con-rod

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #23574
    Gix
    Participant

    Your bikes red aint it? [:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #23575
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Yeh.. but it never revs above tickover! Too many bloody speed cameras around here at the moment!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #23576
    Gix
    Participant

    Lots round here too, thats why I go further afield……well usually any way! Aint going now where at mo![:(!]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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