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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon.

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Specificity; Cogito ergo sum; British; Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate.

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:
“Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.”
“Nope, no more booze for me”
“Sorry, but you’re not really my type”
“Good evening, officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?”
“Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing!”[]

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