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Prince Charles is out shooting rabbits on the Sandringham estate, when he accidentally shoots the Queen’s favourite Corgi.
“sh*t!” he thinks to himself, “She’ll take Wales off me if she finds out”.
On his way back to the castle, he sees a tin can on the road. In his fear and frustration, he kicks it, and out pops a genie.
“You are in luck – I am here to grant you one wish” says the genie.
“Can you bring this poor little Corgi back to life” Charlie asks
“I’ll have a go” says the genie, “But I doubt it, it’s a bit of a mess”.The genie tries and tries for ages without any success
“Sorry” says the genie, “I can’t do anything….but you do still have your wish left”.
Charles thinks for a while then asks the genie, “Do you know Mrs Parker-Bowles?”
“Why, yes, of course” says the genie
“Do you think that for my one wish, you could make her as good looking as Diana?”
The genie ponders for a while then says:
“Tell you what, let me have another go at that Corgi” !!!!!LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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