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A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.
“F**k that for a game of soldiers,” he thinks, and goes back to sleep.
Then,
a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer that?” asks his wife.
So he
drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and this bloke stood outside. “Hey, mate,” says the stranger, “can you give us a push?” “No, bugger off, it’s half three. I was in bed,” says the man and shuts the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. “Dave, you’re an ar#ehole. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again?
What would have happened if he’d told us to f*#k off?” So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere shouts, “Hey mate, do you still want a push?”In the distance a voice cries out, “Yes please, mate.” Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
“Over here, on the swings.”
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