plane flight

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A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport
and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very
beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she
was heading straight toward his seat and bingo, she
took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
“business trip or vacation?”

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said ; “Business.
I’m going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
United States.”

He swallowed hard, here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going
to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this
convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really”, he smiled, “what myths are those?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well endowed when,
in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best
lovers, when
actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also
found that the best potential lovers in all categories
are the Irish.”

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be
discussing this with you, I don’t even know your
name.”

“Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Papadopoulos, but my
friends call me Paddy.”

life sucks get used to it

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