Peter kayisms

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Peter Kay Questions:
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>>>> 1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
>>>> batteries are flat?
>>>>
>>>> 2 Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds”
>>>> when they know there is not enough?
>>>>
>>>> 3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>>>>
>>>> 4 Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
>>>>
>>>> 5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
injection?
>>>>
>>>> 6 Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
>>>>
>>>> 7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a gun at him?
>>>>
>>>> 8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>>>
>>>> 9 Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
>>>>
>>>> 10 What is the speed of darkness?
>>>>
>>>> 11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at The Special Olympics?
>>>>
>>>> 12 If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?
>>>>
>>>> 13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>>>>
>>>> 14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>>>>
>>>> 15 If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the
others doing here?
>>>>
>>>> 16 Do married ! people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
>>>>
>>>> 17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit
suicide,is it a hostage situation?
>>>>
>>>> 18 Can you cry under water?
>>>>
>>>> 19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are
>>>> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>>>
>>>> 20 If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>>>>
>>>> 21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>>>
>>>> 22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
>>>> would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
>>>>
>>>> 23 Why is it that people say they “slept like a b! aby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
>>>>
>>>> 24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
>>>>
>>>> 25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>>>
>>>> 26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or
close the cubicle curtain while you change? ….. They’re still going to see you naked anyway
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