paddy and murphy

[Big_Katz]

murphy visit’s paddy who’s broke his leg.
Paddy say’s me feet are freezin mate, could you nip upstair’s and get me my slipper’s?
“No bother” say’s Murphty.
Upstair’s are paddy’s two stunning daughter’s sitting on the bed.
“Hello, your dad sent me up to shag ya both.”
“F**k off you lier” they both said.
“i’ll prove it”
Murphy shout’s downstair’s, “both of them pat?
“of course, what’s the point of f**cking one!!!

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