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Man says to wife ‘I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He
said try rubbing toilet paper between you tits, it’s worked for your arse.My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his
patients, it’s a real shame cause he’s a really good vet.Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading ‘For sale clitoris licking
frog’ She goes in and the shopkeeper say’s ‘Bonjour madame’.Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it
scared the shit out of me. So today I decided I’m never reading again.Little girl gets lost in Tesco’s, security guard asks her ‘what’s your mum
like?’ Little girl replies ‘Big cocks and vodka.A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks ‘Can you settle an argument for us
and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?’ The waitress leaned over and
said…….. ‘Burrr gurrr king’.Boss has to lay off Ann or jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say’s ‘I
have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off…..’You better jack off,
Ive got a headache’Larry la prise who wrote the hokey cokey has died aged 93. The worst part
was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the
trouble started.Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a
quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.Sorry I haven’t been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a
dangerous mole removed from his penis…… he won’t be shagging one of
those again!It’s important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5
kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she’s 97 and we don’t know where
the hell she is!An Asian died and went to heaven, at the gates he saw St. Peter. He said
to St. Peter ‘I’m here for Jesus’ St. Peter turned around and shouted
‘Taxi for Jesus’.Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of
tinsel…. They say it’s only for the Christmas period.A woman goes to
her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy. Doc say’s ‘that
looks nasty’. She say’s ‘Nasty?, it’s just the tip of the iceberg!Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the
receptionist asks ‘do you have reservations?’ The bride answers ‘Yes, I
won’t take it up the arse’!
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