Old Man

[XV16]

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. What’s your secret for a long happy life”?

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said.

“I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whisky a week, eat junk food, never exercise, and do pills on the weekend”.

“That’s amazing”, said the woman, “how old are you”?
”Twenty six” said the man.

Best Regards
Stuart XV16

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