Old lady in bike gang

[imperialdata]

A little old Lady had always wanted to join a local biker club,
so one day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy
bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, “Do you have a
motorcycle?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep…my bike’s parked over there,”
and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep…drink like a fish. I’ll drink
any man in your club under the table.”
The biker asks, “Do you smoke?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep…smoke like a chimney.. At
least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple
of cigars inthe evening, while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last question….have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, “Nope…..but
I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”

[Author]

Posts