A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very
close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it any
longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy,
she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual
harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach,
and asks,
“What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?”
The woman replies, “It’s Keith, the midget
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Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a big stick!