New bitch

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Getting a new bike so looking for a new bitch if interested look below and see if you can qualify.

must…..fit at least 20 of the list below

Sense of humour
No fear of speed
Good figure
Non smoker
Full bike licence
Good cook
House proud
Extremely rich
Insatiable sex appitite
None moaner
Treat her man like a god
Treat his bike like a god
Never spend my money
Give me expensive presents regualy
drive me home when im drunk
wash and polish my bike at least twice a week
Go the bar to get the drinks in
love late night cooking
Agree with me always
alway do what ever told to do
Respect my mum

[Digger]

I look great in fishnets and high heels but your sense of direction lets you down….keep on looking.

[max]

i’ll have 2 of them

[katana]

I reckon the ideal woman would be a blind, deaf and dumb, nyphomaniac, page 3 model who owns an off licence.

[max]

lol

[Radar]

quote:

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Originally posted by katana

I reckon the ideal woman would be a blind, deaf and dumb, nyphomaniac, page 3 model who owns an off licence.

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and who is a millionaire!

[TT07]

None Moaner YES, but moaning with appreciation ALSO YES!

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quote:

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Originally posted by katana

I reckon the ideal woman would be a blind, deaf and dumb, nyphomaniac, page 3 model who owns an off licence.

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will do as long as she isnt from manchester…”!

[Author]

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