Mother in Law…

[Radar]

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker
told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here in the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it
and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150. The man replied, “Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.”

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I could murder a curry

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