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    THE MOODS OF A WOMAN

    An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
    A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
    She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
    But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
    Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
    She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
    She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
    She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
    At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
    She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

    THE MOODS OF A MAN
    Hungry.
    Horny.
    Sleepy

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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