- This topic has 0 replies, 2 voices, and was last updated 19 years, 9 months ago by
.
- Posts
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little Ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration. “Thanks” the girl says.The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little Partner”, the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar too, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replies thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.