Just noticed…

[rocketRichy]

Having passed the 100 posting mark im now a 3 star trooper.

Do I get a badge ?

“he passed me that fast he was suckin rabbits out the hedges”

[Gix]

Hey I am past 3000 mark but still waiting for my blue peter badge!!! [:o)]

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

[rocketRichy]

“he passed me that fast he was suckin rabbits out the hedges”

[imperialdata]

Nice one Richy, you’ll be fully fledged when you do the initiation ceremony or ‘The Blue Goldfish’ as we call it.

And as for you Gix, you’ll get your reward in heaven one day…..

[barmy_carmy]

Good on ya Rocketrichy!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

[rocketRichy]

ID,

I remember at my first job being sent to get some skyhook stationery.

Got my own back few years later, asking the new trainee to go upstairs to the workshop for a left handed screwdriver and a long weight(wait).

“he passed me that fast he was suckin rabbits out the hedges”

[imperialdata]

Just done it with my apprentice. Sent him into the electrical suppliers for a long weight and 2 fallopian tubes. Supplier pissed himself laughing. Apprentice has vowed to get me back and I’m sure he will.

[Digger]

Back in the ealy 80`s, a young lad had started in work so me and the lads asked him to go to the local fasteners and ask for a tin of tartan paint,he came back 15 mins later blushing then started to cry.

Take it easy out there

[Radar]

I got caught out in my youth by all the lards in my department putting the section clock forward by 1 hour. I went to lunch early and wound up getting a huge b@llocking from the boss. CHEERS LADS!! 20 years ago and I still cringe!

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Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!

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[GSF K1]

Yeh, we had the “toffee hammer” and a yard of falopian tubing.

Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!

[Scouser]

I sent my kitchen porter to the wash up room for a left handed pan and a bucket of steam. He actually kept holding the pans up shouting to me if it was the right one! I just kept saying no until he held one up in his left hand!

Congrats on the 100 posts RR.

Be seen and be Safe!

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